By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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frenchfry564 0

Maybe you should sex it up so he doesn't have to wank?

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dead247 13

At least he will be silky smooth when inserted.

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JayBay97 0

If you blew and ****** him enough you wouldn't have this problem would you??

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allynp 0

Why are you paying $90 for that? Lol.

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Mauskau 35

**** him more so he doesn't have to wank then

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DisturbedFacade 0

Buy less expensive moisturizers then, duh

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KiddNYC1O 20

Wanking at a high price.

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YagerMiester95 8

My step mother because someone used her $100 a bottle lotion. I used it to wank. Oops.

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justanotherbird 19

Anyone saying that it's her fault for not "putting out" is a ******* moron. I get laid with my boyfriend all the time and I still get myself off several times a week. There are times he isn't home and won't be for a few hours, so why not? I would expect him to do the same if he wanted.

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