By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
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Stefany713 0

be careful...don't cheat on him lol

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MarkSeattle 0

how could you *not* know he keeps a gun under his pillow?

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hcar 0

One time I went outside at like 5 in the morning and my dad came at me with the gun.:P

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LittleMissKyrie 0

dang just cuz of a surprise birthday cake? Well did he eat it? Was it good?

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deadheroz 0

I thought it was really hard to get guns in the UK? But him sleeping with a gun isn't un-normal. He's just trying to stay un-dead.

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Lissita89 0

Ydi He should be sleeping with a gun underneath his pillow. You and your friends came at him with a cake on fire. You should know better *sigh while shaking head* "I acted accordingly" - Foamy the Squirrel ^--- If no one knows what I'm talking about look up "Foamy the Squirrel"

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scubadiver8888 0

lol 64 so true

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phatdaddy 0

I think just standing there going, "Bang!" isn't going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart for that.

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phatdaddy 0

That was supposed to be a reply to #43. FML is messing up replies once again. This is getting old.

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Ukjames1993 0

an englishman with a gun under his pillow YDI for dating James Bond

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