By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
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Stefany713 0

be careful...don't cheat on him lol

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MarkSeattle 0

how could you *not* know he keeps a gun under his pillow?

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The__Redneck 7

I got a revolver within reach of the bed, shotgun on the book case, crossbow on the closet door, and a few knives here and there. You should be happy, OP, that your boyfriend has the means to protect himself and you rather than cave in to the nanny-state.

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LabRats_fml 4

If you find WMDs under his pillow, tell george bush to apologize to Iraq

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lobster69 0

that....is......AWESOME o:

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rety1 13

how is this an fml? he's prepared for the worst. I have a countdown on my computer untill I'm old enough to own a shotgun.. but I've always been a bit of a gun enthusiast..

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xn8gx 0

so how did the birthday song go? happy birthday to you, omg please don't shoot, don't point that gun at me dear ______, happy birthday to you

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soccerlover1234 0

haha:) that's funny

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dilqncho 1

Maybe he's had a tough life...how long have you known him? And how is this an FML?Noone died,right?

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

In no way is this an FML. Now, if said gun had actually been discharged, it would have been different - but it isn't. Also, OP's boyfriend sounds like a smart guy. When dealing with humans, you can never be too careful.

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bom32 0

You people are idiots its not illegal to have a gun in the UK you just need a license.

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Gobsnoglin 0

I think that's a bit harsh. I've always heard that guns are illegal in the UK, even the police don't carry them. If this is not the case then so be it, but to call everyone an idiot for not knowing the laws from a tiny island full of fog-breathing bad-teeth-having soccer hooligans is a bit harsh. (that's right, I called it soccer!)

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copywrong 0

The police don't carry them on everyday duties but at most airports or places where there is an actual security threat or a need for an armed police unit then they carry semi-automatic machine guns. Plus there are over 100,000 people with registered shot guns and many more who own guns for target shooting/ clay pigeons/that kind of thing - you just have to store them at the shooting range and have them licenced etc. you can call it soccer all you like - 90% of us won't fit into the particular stereotype your trying to troll but nice try :)

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its_me_123 0

You need a licence to have shotguns and rifles in the uk, but all forms of pistol are illegal. Since it's unlikely that his pillow is big enough to get a shotgun/rifle under it I'd guess his gun is actually an illegal one.

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Compass 0

It would have been a classic sitcom moment if he shot and the cake exploded.

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