By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 471
You deserved it 7 061

Same thing different taste

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Stefany713 0

be careful...don't cheat on him lol

how could you *not* know he keeps a gun under his pillow?

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Guns don't kill people. I kill people with guns! 

Old people burning, old people burning. Put your hands up!! Old people burning, old people burning. That's kind of messed up...

Stefany713 0

I shoot ur cat  im just kiddin... ur cat's cool!!

Good. Ain't no one gonna hurt my pussy!

HA. SOTY wa right: your cat could feed Sudan for three days.

Stefany713 0

lol u have a pussy... I thought u were a guy yess I know that was pretty lame..I fail 

I keep a gun under my pillow too! What a coincidence. I'da shot you in the kneecap.

You live in the U.K? Where? I wanna live somewhere where people are allowed to have guns! ;-) It must have been scary, though. I wonder what makes him so paranoid that he has to have a gun under his pillow?

FYLDeep 25

Where do you live where you can't have guns? Prison?

The United Kingdom. We have strict gun laws here, especially where I live. No Target just to stroll into and buy a gun (after the appropriate waiting time, of course ;) Mind you, if they actually sold guns near here there would be murders all the time. We have enough knifings, thank you very much. Also, a girl was murdered and then set alight near where my friend lives. At least, we hope it was in that order :-( (Also, I was asking where in the U.K. they lived, in case I didn't make it clear. It looked kind of confusing to me.)

so you can't own guns In the uk but how did the taxi cab driver shoot up all those people then and everyone probably kills each other there because it rains so much you guys need sunshine In your life, or care bears one of the two

Not being a dick here, but you're thinking of Wal-Mart if you're referring to the US. Target's run by those commie French pinkos* who won't donate to the troops. Very anti-Uhmerrkin. *This is what those with a sense of humor would call a joke. I'm not xenophobic and I shop at Target and Wal-Mart both. Wal-Mart is, after all, the only place to get clay pigeons and shotgun shells in my hometown. ;)

TheIrishJaneDoe; Oops. :-P My brother got a BB gun when we were in Florida, (which it's legal to have here) and I could have sworn it was a Target we got it in. Also, you know, 'Target.' :-) Tweak56; What the hell? CareBears? Also, guns are illegal to just buy out of a shop here. If someone wants a gun that badly, they're going to find a way to get it on the black market. And, we have far fewer murders, proportionally, than the U.S. I'm not saying the U.S. is bad, I like it very much, but really, we don't kill each other quite so much. Also, the sun is shining outside and has been for days, including the day when taxi-driver-man went mental. So yeah. :-D

i think ur full of shit. you mean to tell me you have never laid on your mans' pillow?

It's always a good idea to keep a weapon under your pillow or bed. Don't be upset with him.

Especially when even your own friends break into your house while you're asleep.

then they probably deserve it if they *break* in...

RedPillSucks 31

So he doesn't like surprises? Next time surprise him by replacing his gun with a twinkie.

holy shit that must suck if it whent off in the middle of the night

Well, at least you know you're always safe with him!