Health: Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance... - FML

By bobby - 14/03/2010 03:17 - Australia

Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 18:30 - Denmark - Lemvig

Today, I've been bedridden for the past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked that he understands now why some people cheat on their seriously-ill partners. Thanks for adding to the stress, sweetie. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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By Skyhopee - 24/12/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 14:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I realized the only time my boyfriend actually makes a little bit of time to see me is when I'm having a full mental breakdown/anxiety attack. FML

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By need an appendickectomy - 17/03/2013 20:12 - Finland

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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LoveUJustinBiebe 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:08

dump the asshole! dump him!

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:10

Worst Username Ever.

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ctFIRE216 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:37

you Are high maintenance, being a hypocondriac is not an ilness, it's stupidity.

subieguy 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:38

34 42

Imogen91 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:42

Josie?!?!?!?!

5lug 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:58

get rid of the illness.

Kelso_24 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:45

that IS high maintenance. doesn't mean it's your fault though

krissypoo 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:50

my guess is CF. am i right?

fuzz97 23

Sunday 21 March 2010 3:35

he's kinda right.

kevick93 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 3:38

OP, just because it's not your fault doesn't make it any less difficult on him.

annielove 0

Friday 16 July 2010 6:33

keep fighting your illness. and BE FEARLESS. no one [especially a bloody backram like him] should get in your way of fighting this off. I have leukemia. I just recently found out a few days ago. my boyfriend promises to stay with me and I believe him, but I'll understand if he wants to part ways becuas I am a lot to take in I guess. lol. but Im going to live my life to the fullest as should you. keep going darling.

lalalaloveit 0

Friday 23 July 2010 4:34

FYL for sure OP.

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