Health: Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance... - FML

By bobby - 14/03/2010 03:17 - Australia

Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 18:30 - Denmark - Lemvig

Today, I've been bedridden for the past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked that he understands now why some people cheat on their seriously-ill partners. Thanks for adding to the stress, sweetie. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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By Skyhopee - 24/12/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 14:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I realized the only time my boyfriend actually makes a little bit of time to see me is when I'm having a full mental breakdown/anxiety attack. FML

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By need an appendickectomy - 17/03/2013 20:12 - Finland

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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LoveUJustinBiebe 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:08

dump the asshole! dump him!

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:10

Worst Username Ever.

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ctFIRE216 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:37

you Are high maintenance, being a hypocondriac is not an ilness, it's stupidity.

subieguy 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:38

34 42

Imogen91 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:42

Josie?!?!?!?!

5lug 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:58

get rid of the illness.

Kelso_24 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:45

that IS high maintenance. doesn't mean it's your fault though

krissypoo 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:50

my guess is CF. am i right?

fuzz97 23

Sunday 21 March 2010 3:35

he's kinda right.

kevick93 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 3:38

OP, just because it's not your fault doesn't make it any less difficult on him.

annielove 0

Friday 16 July 2010 6:33

keep fighting your illness. and BE FEARLESS. no one [especially a bloody backram like him] should get in your way of fighting this off. I have leukemia. I just recently found out a few days ago. my boyfriend promises to stay with me and I believe him, but I'll understand if he wants to part ways becuas I am a lot to take in I guess. lol. but Im going to live my life to the fullest as should you. keep going darling.

lalalaloveit 0

Friday 23 July 2010 4:34

FYL for sure OP.

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Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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Today, my long-term boyfriend said that if we ever finally get married, his ex-girlfriend will definitely have to be a bridesmaid. FML

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