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By anonymous - 07/03/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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shotstack 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:24

Your ex was using a really cliched excuse, I'm afraid.

boopityboppity 11

Monday 8 March 2010 1:29

He's engaged after five months? Really? Seems a bit quick to me.

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KurouTenshi 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:34

the "too serious" or "commitment scare" excuse is a red flag for "I've been cheating on you" or "you were just my side dish, and I'm ready for my main course." That or he's just fickle? what a funny word... fickle... hehehe...

therighthero 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:34

something about taking relationship advice from a guy whose name is mattpopspills scares me a bit.

Kayy_Bear 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:39

What a JERK!

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 March 2010 2:40

Just take his order, no questions. And get me some more sauce while you're at it.

GreenTroll 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:49

He’s just not that in to you.

aquariusxx 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:11

go watch 500 days of summer. it = your life. (with reverse genders) sorry to hear that though, fyl :(

LtHoward 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:11

Would you rather have stayed with a guy that didn't love you OP? You're better off.

omgitsjackiee 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:25

http://www.screwyouhannah.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=ca75b9284a726a4f729573df6eb51f9c

Raela 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:27

Haha! Well, that just sucks balls. Good luck searchin', I guess :P

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 8 March 2010 3:29

OP, you must have an amazing personality :]

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