Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida...

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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Spring breakdown

By evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

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You deserved it 9 874

With friends like these…

By z…… - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 144

You deserved it 4 070

By Shamu - 14/02/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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You deserved it 8 815

Et tu, Chandler?

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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You deserved it 192

We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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You deserved it 4 838

By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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You deserved it 6 351

By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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You deserved it 470

By big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

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By Foreveralone - 22/07/2016 08:54 - United States - Hartford

Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML

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You deserved it 895

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Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

thats rough, but theyre obviously not true friends. go find nicer ones!

tinasuckss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:53

wow bitches

Comments

snkybstrd 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 1:25

I hope you stopped hanging out with these assholes.

watchnlearn 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 4:08

get new friends, preferably uglier ones so they have nothing to talk about. haha, just kidding about the 2nd part, but really, that's stupid of them..

blahthing 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 17:01

Wow...can we say....ex-best-friends? You really deserve better friends.

ohwowthatsucks25 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:14

shit. get new friends. seriously.

Jareth_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 7:44

Time to get new friends.

linzhart333 8

Sunday 15 March 2009 4:38

and there are your FRIENDS? yeah, okay. fake bitches like that should not be your friends.

ronnidee 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:55

time to find new friends. seriously, dump them. they won't change. real friends could care less. And seriously #92? you're a dumb bitch and karma will bite you in the ass

DarcysLetter 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:53

any friend who's afraid to be around you because they dont think you look good, they are vain and self loving and so NOT worth your time.

jpabely 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:30

at least you'll have ben and jerry to keep you company. Besides, you'd probably have to pay for two tickets on the airplane with the extra weight and all. Fuel's expensive.