Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida...

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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Spring breakdown

By evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

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With friends like these…

By z…… - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Shamu - 14/02/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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Et tu, Chandler?

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

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By Foreveralone - 22/07/2016 08:54 - United States - Hartford

Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML

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FML_allthetime 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

thats rough, but theyre obviously not true friends. go find nicer ones!

tinasuckss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:53

wow bitches

Comments

wrestler_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:46

OK OK OK!!! Im the #25 guy... can I make a few clarifications?? Jesus Christ! I AGREE that her friends are assholes. In fact, theyr'e the biggest assholes ive ever heard of! But look- theres a difference between saying it confidentially online to HELP HER (like I am) and to screw her over like THEY did. I'm just trying to give her some helpful advice! Look, she COULD say "screw them! they're assholes" and she WOULD be right! HOWEVER: There is a time and place in everybody's life that they have to act in THEIR BEST INTERESTS. And I honestly feel that, EVEN THOUGH her friends are complete jerks, SHE STILL LIKES THEM! This is shown by her being sad. and IF she likes them... she MAYBE (just maybe) MIGHT consider losing a tad weight to appease them. It couldn't hurt. and it'll help her in the long run, too! ========================================= Lastly, to the person who posted this, PLEASE (for YOUR sake) consider 2 things: 1) most everyone on here is fat, that's why they get defensive. 2) Most everyone simply wants to make you happy, and feel better. (and sure, that's good and noble- but it doesn't solve any real problems! just pointing that out.) ================ AGAIN, JUST BCUZ I SAID IT MIGHT BE IN "HER BEST INTERESTS" TO LOSE A TINY BIT OF WEIGHT, DOESN'T MEAN THAT HER FRIENDS AREN'T JERKS, OR SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT!!!

King_of_Kings_2 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:01

#63 not everyone on here is fat. i am 6 feet tall and weigh only 146 LBS. and i have a thin toned muscle body.

skillz3333 4

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:05

well are you mad large? cause then you don't have feelings

lonelyatmind 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:07

Alright I don't know about how all girls minds work, but if I know someone is worse looking than I am I would want them to go to make me look good. To sound harsh. Therefore, maybe these girls think you would steal the attention from them. Perhaps they are jealous!

King_of_Kings_2 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:10

#66 good point

ams_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:47

find better friends.

villainess 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:21

Those people aren't your friends. You surely deserve better. They are shallow and you are better off without them in your life.

lolcakes 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:45

so... your friends are hoes. cool. :D sorry about that, but... go find new ones.

EIDS 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 8:28

I have a fix. Its easy, simple and effective. All you need is a little bit of will power. Unfortunately thats distinctly lacking in most sorts of women. I hope you do not fall into this category and blossom into something extraordinary. To be honest, I do not expect you to be able to fulfill my basic request, even though it really couldn't be more simple. You can always opt toward my latter solution I'll present, which I probably expect. 1. Hit the damn treadmill and quit yer' bitchin'. 2. Become a lesbian. I've already mailed you your first strap on. Have fun!