Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida...

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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Spring breakdown

By evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

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With friends like these…

By z…… - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Shamu - 14/02/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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Et tu, Chandler?

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

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By Foreveralone - 22/07/2016 08:54 - United States - Hartford

Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

thats rough, but theyre obviously not true friends. go find nicer ones!

tinasuckss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:53

wow bitches

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wingedspiritus 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 19:02

Lol @ most people here. There's probably a lot more that the OP isn't saying. She wanted to feel good by having other people feel pity for her. It wouldn't make sense that her best friends acted like that. They ARE best friends for a reason, or were. Not like I care. Well, I do pity her for doing it. :/

pinkuggs4ever 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:07

this FML is the most ducked up thing I've ever read. you deffy need better friends

Meegggaaannnn 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:52

why the hell are you friends with them?

she_bangs 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 17:30

your four top, best-est best friends? damn. this couldn't possibly an overnight personality change for them so either you are pathetic or completely dense. find actual friends, man.

aliabbiss 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:44

get eat some lard u ugly fatass no wonder they hate u

pyros09 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 12:33

Would they be you're four ex-best friends now?

HyperExecuter 0

Friday 4 December 2009 0:36

usi fatass

Youd_laugh_2 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 6:51

I have a sister who has a few friends like that. I am so glad she has other friends, or I would have gone crazy and beat the crap out of the bitches long ago. (not to seem psycho)