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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 189
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The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

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The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

Nae. But seriously, if it makes her happy and you can live with it, why not test out the reigns. Worst case scenario, you have sex and have a Halloween costume for next year.

RedPillSucks 31

then she'll be disappointed that he's not hung appropriately

Kaalschneid 21

try the largest man's penis on earth isn't on par with a horse. fact.

Horse-play is a big turn on evidently.

gobiteme2 34

Not if it's a miniature horse

PANDORUM89 21

Actually, I worked on a ranch that bred QHs and Minis/Shetlands. there was 1 pony stallion who had bigger junk than the QHs. A woman is generally only 6 inches deep and ALL horses are longer than that.

Not sure where you studied bit a woman can take a lot more Than 6 inches

Because the ****** can stretch but 6 inches can fill us up pretty well. It is not generally supposed to stretch 12 inches like you would with a horse. That's just asking for trouble

That's what the "generally " was there for. The standard average penile length in North America is about 5 to 5 1/2 inches. Doesn't mean there aren't people that differ from that.

nonsensical 26

A real horse or you dressed as a horse? I feel like that information is crucial.

There is also the possibility of him dressed as a horse using a horse *****.

Cassmoneyyy 15

OP did say "furry." All that is is someone dressed up as said animal. So I'm thinking not a real horse.

Or a horse dressed as a human using a human *****

or maybe it's 2 separate fantasies: she like to dress up and she also wants to have sex with a horse.

If she's furry, then a human dressed as a horse. If she's into ********** then that's another matter...

nonsensical 26

I just never heard of the term "a furry", so I had to ask haha

You must become a horse. It is the only way

I disagree. If he becomes a centaur, she gets to keep her bf, and she gets the horse. It's the only logical thing to do in my opinion. Wonder if that is considered major surgery?

#58 I'm pretty sure insurance doesn't cover that.. out of pocket only

Indeed, #58, centaur **** is also a great solution.

I think cancer already has that role pretty well filled. As far as sexuality and fetishes go, do you really think anybody would choose ones that lead to brilliant comments like the one above? Not to mention the persecution and general stigma. I will now go eat a sugar cube in solidarity with OP's girlfriend.