By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury
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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury
The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
Nae. But seriously, if it makes her happy and you can live with it, why not test out the reigns. Worst case scenario, you have sex and have a Halloween costume for next year.
Giddy up
How do you know that he's not?
Buy a horse mask. Now.
The unicorn volunteers as tribute!
Huehuehue
Horse-play is a big turn on evidently.
Damn, that sounds painful.
If not outright fatal.
It's deadly as well
Not sure where you studied bit a woman can take a lot more Than 6 inches
Because the ****** can stretch but 6 inches can fill us up pretty well. It is not generally supposed to stretch 12 inches like you would with a horse. That's just asking for trouble
That's what the "generally " was there for. The standard average penile length in North America is about 5 to 5 1/2 inches. Doesn't mean there aren't people that differ from that.
mini horse doesn't mean mini dick
There is also the possibility of him dressed as a horse using a horse *****.
Or a horse dressed as a human using a human *****
or maybe it's 2 separate fantasies: she like to dress up and she also wants to have sex with a horse.
If she's furry, then a human dressed as a horse. If she's into ********** then that's another matter...
You must become a horse. It is the only way
I disagree. If he becomes a centaur, she gets to keep her bf, and she gets the horse. It's the only logical thing to do in my opinion. Wonder if that is considered major surgery?
#58 I'm pretty sure insurance doesn't cover that.. out of pocket only
Indeed, #58, centaur **** is also a great solution.
doesnt matter had sex?
FYL
If only there was a button that expressed that sentiment.
I think cancer already has that role pretty well filled. As far as sexuality and fetishes go, do you really think anybody would choose ones that lead to brilliant comments like the one above? Not to mention the persecution and general stigma. I will now go eat a sugar cube in solidarity with OP's girlfriend.
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The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
Buy a horse mask. Now.