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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
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Shadowchire 12

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

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nevereyes 31

Furries don't want to have sex with animals lol furries are against ***********.

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Kempeth 5

Here's your chance to feel like a real stud!

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mazor 22

Actual horse or just hung like a horse?

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MoxleyCrue 17

I live in Pittsburgh and we host Anthrocon every year. The furries are polite, nice, and create less of a mess than our Kenny Chesney concerts do, and the concert is only one ******* day. I'm not a furry, but they're decent people and the only problem I've ever experienced from them is traffic.

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pphead 5

I can't believe we live in a world where people are actually defending those that want to have sex with animals

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FMZiggy 22

Please tell me you found out because she told you...

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