This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

Spicy
Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 189
You deserved it 3 600
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Shadowchire 12

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

545 13

Comments

FlutterLoud 29

Zoophilia is not the same as furry If she wants to do animals shes a zoophile if she's also a furry its still different

6 0
Catdragon 40

@74 we go to cons, create characters, draw, talk online. being a furry means you like and have an appreciation for anthro animals. some don't have fursonas. some just draw. some don't wear fursuits. some only participate online. some conventions donate the money to animal shelters. for some it's an appreciation. for others it's a hobby. for some it's a job and a living. and for others it's a way of life.

38 4
loubabe69 19

I once had a friend tell me he knew a woman that had sex with a horse. I've seen videos and it just looks painful as hell, the woman was screaming in pain so it's not a good idea.

4 0
klol101 11

Where is Sarah Jessica Parker when you need her?

4 0
westin0530 6

Does she know that people actually die from that? I was the same way a while ago but after research I found out that people pass away from internal issues

1 5
Shrike 23

Good to know the only thing that stopped you from ******* a horse was concern about your own welfare. That's nice.

7 0
interesting33 36

I do't think #108 was saying that at all, they were just making a point, not saying the only reason they thought it was a bad idea was that the person could die. Most people here are making comments adn not mentioning the animal as a potential victim if this was actually carried out, doesn't mean they wouldn't care

1 4
gaydragon 13

@102 thank you for helping out with explaining that the fandom is just like any other one in the world, it's a shame that we get hit with such a large majority of the hate

22 4