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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
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Shadowchire 12

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

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schreibergx93 19

She could have a worse fetish, so in the grand scheme of things it's not that bad.

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Mr23 9

Just try to make her understand that you're more a man than a horse.

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Bragi 12

The folks at "bad dragon" can help, OP.

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SheepShoop_fml 20

"Exotic-Erotics" would be better for this particular scenario.

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Weasely 11

Furries will deny that wanting to have sex with anthropomorphic animals is a form of **********, but really it is. An equivalent is wanting your partner to pretend to be a small child. Technically you wouldn't be a pedophile, but it's so close there's no point defending yourself.

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Lotus253 5

That's the truth. They only deny it when you call them out for being into **********... Disgusting.

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Catdragon 40

so what about people who like anime characters? for one, anthro is animal with human characteristics. secondly, they're only drawings. thirdly the term would be yiffing. not furry. ps. ********** is the act of screwing an animal. since they're just drawings of people like animals it doesn't harm anything like any other fetish. most yiffers are horribly against **********. they don't look at real animals or drawing animals like that, just anthro drawings. you all are ignorant judgemental basturds.

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dannnngthatsux 19

By those rules, a consenting couple role playing a rape scene is committing rape. Or if you think about it, humans are a subset of animals, so isn't having sex with another human being having sex with an animal? The perception doesn't make it so.

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Lotus253 5

Flurries are scum of the earth with mental problems, almost as worse as pedophiles. I had to create an account to tell you please don't buy into the whole furry bullshit, it's **********, and I've disowned my own brother for it. I've seen some disgusting shit on his computer, they're all gross as ****

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zach205 24

There is gross stuff online all over, just about every **** thing that furries have made, there is some human equivalent version of drawn as well, just one has paws and a tail. And when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. Vore, gore, scat, even the more insane stuff like penises bigger than their own body and such, every **** aspect in the fandom also exists outside of it.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Assholes like you are actually the scum of the earth. Your brother may need help, but you are apparently a bigoted jerk who misses the point of life. I don't get a lot of things furries and others do, doesn't make them evil. Intentionally hurting someone else does.

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Lotus253 5

Ew dude I bet you were one of the old men he was trying to talk to, he's underage just so you know. I'm so happy that I'm a bigot, because *********** should never be acceptable.

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Omniprism 14

Ain't nothin wrong with a little kink. Be the horse, dude, be her stallion.

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zach205 24

In reality the only differences between furries, and most people when it comes to weird fetishes, furries are more likely to share them, but even with the oddest stuff in the fandom, there is down drawn with humans of the same stuff, vore, gore, even more unrealistic stuff like a penis bigger than your own body. The whole fetish and sex part of fandom isn't becuse of being a furry, it is becuse of being a human and humans can be into the weirdest of things.

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