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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
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Shadowchire 12

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

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Comments

Tripartita 44

I hope you can do a good Mr. Ed impersonation, OP. That will be crucial.

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Skycop_S 23

I just got the most horrible image in my head..

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The_Ikon211 11

well now we know whats going on down under.

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Railroader 16

I'm not a furry but they aren't bad people and not all want to have sex dressed as animals. I know several and they are good people.

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Timovits 5

I too know a couple of furries, and they're all nice guys, I think many people stereotype them as zoophiles

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Tyrax 16

Thank you! Furries just dress up. What OP is describing is a zoophile.

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bayareamedic 3

Hopefully she is not telling you that you are "small"

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TripleDallas123 15

I believe that's illegal in almost every state.

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lationas 25

To dress up, and have sex? The US keeps on surprising, but that can't be illegal..

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lexiilovee18 16

It says they are in Australia , the laws are different . Crazy shit like that just may be legal .

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DoomSkuller 28

In most US states it's actually not, so long as you're not trespassing to do it

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TripleDallas123 15

In most states, it's either a felony or a misdemeanor.

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willsnow18 11

its legal in 27 states last I Checked;)

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GeorgiaBea 28

What would cause you to actually have that information...?

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Anubis95_fml 10

Did she say she wants to be banged by a horse or that she wanted your horse dick, op? One is disturbing and the other is a compliment.

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EatZombies 10

So that's why horse masks were created 0-0"

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