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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
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The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

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Okay...if she wants to be with a horse, she is not a furry. If she is a furry, she does not want to be with a real, live horse. Make the distinction and go from there. You can work with her on this, if you want to, to make things better for all involved.

But if she gets her way. The horses life would suck so much more! Talk her down now!!!

nitemastr15 17

Very few Furries are into that sort of thing so how about you make sure about what kind she is before saying she wants to be banged by a horse. I have a ton of furry friends and none of them have wierd sex lives.

better buy yourself a horse costume before she goes,somewhere else

Wrathexe 8

I'm a little worried, I didn't realise we had -that- level of furry in Victoria.

I wouldn't be angry...Just disappointed

SheepShoop_fml 20

Get yourself a horse mask and a dongle and neigh at her.