By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 22:06 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML
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IntoTheClouds 42

Your girlfriend sounds like the kind of girl I'd like, were I not gay.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

She's right. Shorthand like that is annoying. Itz rly annoyn 2 c dis wen u cn easili typ prprly n d same amt f tym.

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notsorandomguy 18

Why in the name of god forsaken hell is your girlfriend not on here?

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Raesin 21

Maybe you should be less annoying then OP. Jus' sayin'

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flockz 19

op- "lol so i wuz bigfoot huntin 2day wen...." gf-"shut up. you are so stupid!!" op- "bitch, please." gf- "oh my gawd you used a comma."

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GoW_Chick 14

I don't blame her! Text grammar is the worse... Learn how to type correctly It's not that hard

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GoW_Chick 14

Damn I messed up my comment. *sits in the corner of shame*

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GoW_Chick 14

Really no shit Sherlock I already figured out I made a dumbass comment if you just look ^up^ you would have noticed that.

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mfazi456 7

A simple typo is ok to me. Everyone makes mistakes. Tlkin lyk tis rlly anois mi.

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Mr25_fml 14

Correct grammar is a must

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SnowWitney 17

The period only comes once a month. -.-

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bobbycorwen 5

Did you do that on purpose? Match your name with your comment number, Mr. Wizard? He said correct 'grammar,' not correct 'punctuation.'

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alsgirl 24

I am a self confessed grammar-Nazi, but I don't bother with the final period in a paragraph. Unless of course, I'm writing an essay or something similar. Otherwise, why bother? It's not like you're getting marked

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clumsychik 1

Am I the only one expecting a post soon "Today, my boyfriend found out that I start fights over text so he'll use correct grammar instead of txt!in lyk dis. FML."?

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bri1215 7

nope i figured that was coming up soon

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perdix 29

Ur gf wants u 2 rite good all the thyme. Quit b-ing la-Z & rite gud, so she don't hafta pick fightz w/ u.

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perdix 29

Girls find proper English very sexy. Show them you've mastered the colon, and they'll let you into theirs. This is why grammar Nazis are anal.

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rhysfucker 24

Perdix, what does one get when one masters the semicolon?

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perdix 29

You can toss her salad. This is a big motivator to continue your studies of grammar.

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Enslaved 36

What's this? An explanation and not a demonstration? Tsk tsk And there's nothing wrong with grammar Nazis being a little anal. Now I know why Bugs Bunny always made a left turn at Albuquerque.

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SkoomaKi 27

How do you know it's sexy perdix? Personal experience? ;)

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flockz 19

i don't know where this conversation is going, but i'm going to plaster my ass on this couch until i see where it goes. hold on, let me get my half gallon of lotion and extra absorbant deer hide shammy. this is going to be messy.

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mimeshadow 1

You, sir, are so right. To be able to write in complete grammatically correct sentences is a complete turn on because its a sign that that person is smart. Or at least paid attention in class.

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perdix 29

#46, maybe you ought to check your box. Who knew that perdix' grammar course had a lab portion, but only for the sexy girls? ;) #50. Oh, yeah... I once went out with a girl who spoke in run-on sentences. Guess how I corrected her, heh-heh-heh.

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Ozone1232 5

It's funny because it's true.

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downtime 12

You urinated in her bed and left claiming to have been too sweaty?

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