By Lois - 09/02/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 757
You deserved it 5 957
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Pleonasm 35

DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.

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perdix 29

It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!

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eaglerob 20

Now you know what to get her for her bday: batteries ;)

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Enslaved 36

Is she one of those "Passion Party" hostess? I went to one and it was strange passing vibrators and such around the room of strangers, just so we could feel the strength of the battery operated devices. (:

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SamCat 21

lol I had never heard of them until my very good 'christian' friend started having them with friends and family o.O

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doritowhore 9

There are tons of FMLs that dive into sexual topics, but as soon as it gets to parents and such...please no. PLEASE, MY EYES.

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ballbearing 10

And your probably not old enough to be posting on FML either.

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doritowhore 9

Well, if you're going to insult me, at least spell it correctly. You're* Oh and do tell me more about how not wanting to know my mother's sexual interests makes me "too young". Everyone is entitled to different comfort zones.

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SamCat 21

Better than my mom who is always complaining to me about how her bf cant get it up anymore at 47 yrs old.

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BrotherTheo 31

OH MY GOD YOUR MOTHER HAS A SEX LIFE!!!! ..... Get Over It, And Go Mamma :)

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dabum18 5

Good for her. Hope she enjoys every pleasureable time. They are great

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