By Lois - 09/02/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Spicy
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 757
You deserved it 5 957

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.

perdix 29

It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!

Comments

You know what's perverted? Telling other people what they should find pleasurable.

Know what else? She's also had sex. And not just the one time to have you. Next time, stay out of her shit if you don't want to know.

No one wants to think of their parents having sex. But it's life. At least your mom is healthy and happy. Call it a blessing, but don't look through her things if you don't want to find out about it.

Satoaoi 13

looks like your dad isn't getting the job done

You wish you had her collection, perhaps?

onorexveritas 23
KiddNYC1O 20

My mom had a closet full of BDSM gear when I was growing up and it was organized by length of whip then paddles and crops very long whips like bullwhips and stagecoach whips went on the top and then on the shelves below were gags and handcuffs and other restraints oh yeah the also floggers hanging up to and then she kept all the um "accessories" in suitcases and Ziploc baggies thank God though I did frighten my husband once before we were married by tossing her biggest strap on at him once (still in the baggie at least)

Well then, why doesn't she? You could make some money out of her unhealthy obsession!