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chucknorris76
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these serious comments makes me laugh! I'm sure your cornea has the images burnt into for life.
I read that in the voice of Skwisgaar Skwigelf.
perdix
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So, does Dad get to play with the toys, or is he replaced by them?
RedPillSucks
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He gets to buy the batteries, Except for the anal beads..... Ooh. Battery operated anal beads!!! *rushes to patent office*
Epikouros
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So what's the problem? Are you jealous?
She heard the rumbling of the vibertron 3000 and went snooping. And found the gold mine of sex toys.
kikks_xx
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I hope she doesn't.......
JR_Goes_Rawr
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Tell her she should to make some money. The stores name could be Toys-In-Us.
RedPillSucks
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More like Toys In Us
CharresBarkrey
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77 - So... Exactly what they said?
skyeyez9
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My husband's cousin owns one of the largest "adult stores" in the midwest. It was awkward to visit him at work while we were in town.....barely 10ft away was a very accurate model of a giant 3ft penis with veins and everything. The balls were the "base" so it could sit upright.
That one is called the Great American Challenge, I used to sell it at the adult shop I worked at.
I bet guys show up to play Santa that don't even work there.
Everyone needs a little variety in life right? or is it more of a different colored vibrator for every outfit type thing?
ask if you can get family discounts. ...gross nevermind Dx
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