Love: Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML

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By damnit - 27/10/2008 09:08 - United States

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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Double life

By Anon - 14/10/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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It wasn't me

By psycho ex - 03/05/2013 00:16 - Brazil

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

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Top comments

CarlyMarDry 16

Saturday 15 November 2014 12:17

Try to talk to her about it before you act.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 15 November 2014 12:48

Google Search : "Should I admit to my girlfriend that I found out she's a cheating hoe?". And have her find it on the computer.

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worldclassrager 39

Saturday 15 November 2014 16:46

If that can't be explained it's no longer her issue to pick

keiNan_fml 35

Saturday 15 November 2014 16:50

somebody is really taking Google search to new level, Damn!!!

siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 15 November 2014 17:25

Should you bring it up or just dump her?

peterginger 2

Saturday 15 November 2014 20:32

dump her. someone who asks google to make a life choice for them is to stupid to deserve an SO

Bronze_Woman 4

Saturday 15 November 2014 21:00

I'm sorry, did you say one of your girlfriends? As in you have multiple current girlfriends?! Double standards much??

DenBriZel 31

Saturday 15 November 2014 21:40

Maybe she left it there for you to see so she didn't have to tell you?

cutiepie600 8

Saturday 15 November 2014 23:27

one of your girlfriends ?

DogeMan 14

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:20

Check with her about tat so u know of it was for sure

Zwizewon 5

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:33

What were you looking at her searches for in the first place? Second, if you take care of things like that before they happen you wouldn't have to worry and wonder. A bit less time on Facebook and more face time is often the case.

AirBusDriver 23

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:43

Follow up please. Curious how things work out for you two.

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