By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 267 589
You deserved it 28 624

Same thing different taste

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KPACOTKA 0

YOUR LIFE DOES SUCK.... BUT NOT FOR LONG

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It's time to invest your "money" and collect back after "interest" has built up over time--just pleasure her so much that she'll return the favor hardcore. We're talking like one week just loaded with sex once you can start doin it, oh yeah!

oh no...you'll have to choose between dying or not having sex : jeez what a hard decision, your life does indeed suck when you can't have sex to save your life...

OP read this http://www.myonlinewellness.com/topic/hasex .....

Well, you can at least please your partner and in turn maybe have some nice sensual moments or something.

spankyness 0

Sex is great exercise lowers blood pressure that docs a quack prob not gettin any... Be on the safe side though just make ur wife do all the work, doctors orders

What do you eat if I may ask? Do you have overweight? Do you smoke? Do you eat too much salt? :)

*Are you overweight, That sucks, OP, sorry. :(

If you're fat, you probably deserve it.

So? What's the problem here? Just control yourself for a month.

sleepingprincess 0

THAT totally sucks. I can barely go a week without sex. FYL man.

Hey fatty fatty, can't get a nosh in. Loose weight!