Kids: Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes,...

By Ouch - 12/08/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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How appropriate

By ohgod - 14/08/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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Glittery letters

By Anonymous - 27/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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By Worried - 16/04/2011 10:59 - Australia

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00

Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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valuemeal2 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:07

That happened to my mom, everyone thought I would be a boy but nope! Next time, decorate in yellow.

xsmores 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:05

Well... you can save it for another time if you do happen to have a girl. :) Congrats! I love baby boys!!

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:11

...dye it blue?

Honda288 2

Friday 14 August 2009 7:14

Ahahahaha that is epic

DomyDamsy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:30

lucky u

DomyDamsy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:34

oh and 314 guess what almost everyone can talk and read around the same level by 3rd grade so who cares if you learn to talk about colors early, also isnt it the ultrasound tecnitions job to get that stuff right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

masquerade08 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:01

This is why green for babies is so popular. It's a gender neutral color.

amynicol 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:14

YDI for being so stereotypical.

lostlogo 0

Friday 14 August 2009 11:10

that's what you get for buying gender specific colors. my friends son loves pink.

marsy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:54

This isn't an FML. Be happy about being a father to a beautiful, healthy baby boy. Who cares if you bought pink stuff? That's your own fault. You're lucky the doctor was wrong about the baby's gender, not something really serious.

kiit23 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:48

If I have a girl I'm going to do pink and brown.. not because of any gender crap, but because I really like the colors. They dont deserve it for not going with something neutral.. They were lied to. They expected a baby girl, and got a baby boy instead. Even with neutral colors this would still be a FML.