By Ouch - 12/08/2009 23:36 - United States

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Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 751
You deserved it 22 644

Same thing different taste

Top comments

valuemeal2 1

That happened to my mom, everyone thought I would be a boy but nope! Next time, decorate in yellow.

Well... you can save it for another time if you do happen to have a girl. :) Congrats! I love baby boys!!

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Yea YDI, jus cause you think its going to be a girl is no reason to buy EVERY SINGLE THING in pink

boatkicker 4

oops. mean this to be a reply

You only just found that out now? And it's 100% when they first tell you the sex of the baby, what they say is a girl can turn out to be a boy, but a boy rarely turns out to be a girl. All of you saying YDI for "gender stereotypes" for getting pink for a girl and blue for a boy, screw you, I hate that crap. I'm a feminist and I STILL hate that crap.

dang_fml 0

Just return he stuff and get a different color or save it and regift.

honestly STFU, so what its pink ? your so ******* steryotipical , the baby wont give a shit and then just return all the ******* shit you bought, this is a stupid FML, now stop complaining you ******* *****

YDI. Don't assign such strong gender roles on your kids. Especially with colours. A colour is a colour. What if your son likes pink? It's not a big deal. There's better measures of a man's masculinity. I heard that in Korea pink is actually a manly colour. It's all cultural.

@#288 Then why does it matter if he and his wife would like to dress a girl in pink, but not a boy? It's all cultural.

Guess your new little guy isn't going to be very well endowed. Sucks to be him--and you, I guess. That said, who really cares about the colors? Just because our silly culture says that pink is OMG SUCH A GURLY COLOR WTF!1!! doesn't mean the kid is actually going to give a crap. Don't worry, if he grows up and wants a sex change, it won't have had anything to do with the fact that he wore pink clothes and drank from pink bottles as a kid.

I cant believe you took the time to write an FML instead of being siked that you have a brand new baby boy in your life. What is the world coming to?

THIS is part of the reason why my SO and I will be waiting till our baby is born to find out the gender... Gender-neutral everything. No one who gives us gifts will have a choice!

echarperouge 0

Psyched. What is the English language coming to?