Kids: Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes,...

By Ouch - 12/08/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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How appropriate

By ohgod - 14/08/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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Glittery letters

By Anonymous - 27/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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By Worried - 16/04/2011 10:59 - Australia

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00

Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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valuemeal2 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:07

That happened to my mom, everyone thought I would be a boy but nope! Next time, decorate in yellow.

xsmores 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:05

Well... you can save it for another time if you do happen to have a girl. :) Congrats! I love baby boys!!

Comments

Nev09 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:35

LOL quite the comedian OP. Unlucky though, Can you not have them replaced?

cheeseburgerplz 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:48

YDI for not noticing the difference between a penis and a ******.

Quest_ 13

Thursday 13 August 2009 13:06

OH NOEZ! ur sons not dressed in the conventional male gendr color!!! hes gunna be gay nd shit

dotsdesu 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 13:14

tell me what equipment can be used for a girl and can't for a boy.

Ehlyah 2

Thursday 13 August 2009 13:16

Oh no, you were sexist and it blew up in your face. Whatever will you do!? Total YDI. Also, everybody knows doctors can be wrong. Especially about this. Why didn't you? :/

fakkumairaifu 14

Thursday 13 August 2009 13:23

For god's sake. This is what happens when you try to force a gender on your child immediately after birth. What's wrong with everything being pink even if it is a boy? For the time being, he won't care, and if he decides he doesn't like it when he gets older, you can get him new stuff.

ah_09 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 13:39

... How is this an fml?

Acid80 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 13:53

YDI for buying all your baby stuff in pink. Do you wanted to raise a barbie doll?

Twinklestar 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 13:54

I hope all you people whining about this and saying YDI have severely malformed children that fit none of the baby clothes you presumptuously bought them.

TotallyAwesome 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 14:00

Well, there's another way to look at it: Your kid hasn't developed the ability to see all colours yet. The problem is that red is the first colour you can see.