Kids: Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes,...

By Ouch - 12/08/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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How appropriate

By ohgod - 14/08/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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Glittery letters

By Anonymous - 27/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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By Worried - 16/04/2011 10:59 - Australia

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00

Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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valuemeal2 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:07

That happened to my mom, everyone thought I would be a boy but nope! Next time, decorate in yellow.

xsmores 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:05

Well... you can save it for another time if you do happen to have a girl. :) Congrats! I love baby boys!!

Comments

shortypie 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 11:14

OP wasn't complaining about the sex of the child. They are complaining about the imcompetancy of the doctor and their inability to read an ultrasound monitor. DUH. FYL though. But congrats on the new baby boy!

SirAwesome 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 11:14

Well when the kid comes out of the closet at age 19, you know who to blame.

cnygard95 12

Sunday 10 August 2014 6:16

You are an ass. I would attempt to argue with you, but dumbfucks like you are not worth my time.

gammagamma 2

Thursday 13 August 2009 11:17

I agree that it would be annoying to have bought all that pink stuff, but I've never really believed in pink for girls blue for boys anyway. In the end, there is always the possibility that the doctor is wrong about the sex, so you should have at least bought the big things in a neutral colour!

All_I_Need 4

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:03

I hope you're just joking because there's noone to "blame" for sexual preferences.

rotyeqnor 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 11:18

Yeah, a big YDI for thinking that if you give a baby girl everything in pink she will grow up to be daddy's little princess. OP obviously isn't creative or original and has no imagination at all, so nature decided to help him out by giving him a little boy.

re2K5 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 11:18

If this story is true, then I think you're incredibly ungrateful. A healthy baby is born, and rather than celebrating and counting your blessings, you're on FMyLife complaining about the birth of your new child. Way to welcome your son into the world. I'd like to think that when my first son or daughter is born, I won't think of it as an "FMyLife" moment... it will be one of the best moments of mine and my husband's life.

navygirl8909 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 15:39

Not everyone thinks that if they dress and buy everything pink for the baby girl that she'll turn into a princess. Most people just buy all pink because it's a girl and thats usually what people buy for girls. Or if your like me you do like the color pink and having a girl is just another great excuse to buy more pink. Although when I have a baby girl her room won't be pink. Infact she won't have all that much pink except for in her cloathes she will have a crap load of pink clothes. But not because I want her to grow up and be daddy's princess!

deliapearl 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 11:45

lady gaga has a penis. google it if u don't believe me.

All_I_Need 4

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:05

FML was created to make people laugh, I don't think she really thinks her life is f*****. I guess the only problem is that people will think her baby is a girl, but most people can't determine the gender of a non naked baby anyway. Perhaps she bought little pink dresses...

Twinklestar 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:09

Quite obviously, she's not too dumb to breed. You're probably just too ugly too breed and jealous.

suchacreep 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 11:50

Congratulations on the birth :D I hope you had planned an emergency name (my mum grabbed the closest magazine when I was delivered without the planned pink penis, and I got my name from a pop singer). As for the clothes, I'm sure you'll find a baby girl to wear them once he has outgrown them (in about a month). Babies grow so fast that going through the hassle of replacing pink by blue is a waste of time.

Vitamin_C 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:03

That is an awesomely worded FML!! Why does everyone have their teenage panties in a bunch over this? It's a funny FML, read, appreciate, move on...

JanisEvans 10

Thursday 13 August 2009 12:05

You are obviously too dumb to breed. Everyone knows that there is no guaranteed sex-determination until birth. It's all just qualified guesses... And YDI for being mental and buying pink crap.