By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 210
You deserved it 2 697

Same thing different taste

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That is not funny. I am very sorry. Best wishes, OP.

perdix 29

Why are you complaining? If he prescribes it, you could leave the hospital with a free vag and a pair of *******. Most of us guys pay a fortune for those!

BellaBelle_fml 23

Usually I find your humour very funny, but this is not one of those times. Some things you just shouldn't joke about. I know we should try to find a bright side or the humour in negative situations, but again, this is not the time for that.

perdix 29

No, this IS the time for that! This is FML, not a support group. People who have health issues they don't want to be made fun of don't post them here.

lovin_my_marine 4

What an insensitive asshole. Maybe one day you will find yourself in a similar situation and will understand this poor man's unfortunate condition. But as far as I'm concerned you're already diseased, hope you get well soon from chronic asshole syndrome.

jaredofmo 22

Ummm... Wow. That's pretty bad, man. Hope you can get with a good woman who doesn't care.

This is an example of the rare species douchebag doctor. Sorry op, get well soon buddy.

It's not rare. I've been writing about bad doctors for years. HMOs seem to breed them.

I wanna know how 31 people think the OP deserves this!!!! >:( Hope everything gets better OP. Good luck.

I hope you know that women have the same number of ribs as men. More importantly, your doctor should know that. Certainly they covered that in medical school. (Good luck on your cancer tangent treatment though.)

Both men and women have the same number of ribs. Why you have an extra one is odd but has nothing to do with gender. Bad joke in bad taste on your doctor's part. He was probably just trying to be funny, which could be if you weren't dealing with a serious issue as cancer. God speed!(:

BellaBelle_fml 23

I think I understand why he made a joke though. It's really hard to tell someone they have cancer, or any serious disease, and it's kind of awkward as well. I've had the horrible job of telling a few patients they have a serious illness before, but thankfully I had the good sense to not make a joke of it. Having said that, I still think it was a poor choice for the doc to try to break the mood with a joke.

In Genesis Eve was made out of one of Adam's ribs. The "doctor" was trying to imply that women either have extra ribs because of this or that if he had the rib removed he would become female. This onc is a throwback.

You are not meant to be a male in the first place. Your testicles cancer explains.

Bad luck bro.try to get laid as much as u can.