By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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sammySamantha 0

What happens to you when you eat it?

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linkinpark98 23

Thats what I was thinking.... If its like a huge swelling or bruising, then forget ever eating bacon. But, if it's only a rash or small bumps, I'd say **** it! Eat all the bacon!

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neander 8

If more people were allergic to bacon,maybe we wouldn't have this obesity epidemic.

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TechFire 25

You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

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Sperino 4

Are allergic to gay bacon?

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4th3b3st 3

Nooooooooooooooo!!! U have to do something!!!!!!!!!!! Gawd but the best fml ive read also....

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stvn2 8

I can't imagine how your feeling right now

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kjb1234 5

What exactly are you allergic to in the bacon because you may be allergic to pork in general

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