Health: Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate,...

By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By - 21/10/2013 16:57 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my boss's kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

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Proportional response

By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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Go home

By Anonymous - 12/09/2018 18:30

Today, my mother turned up drunk at my house with a chocolate cake for my 14th birthday. I'm 27, I haven’t seen her in 6 years, I'm allergic to chocolate, and when she saw that I had 2 kids, she wanted to know why I'd bothered, since kids are always "such a disappointment". FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:04

your childhood was robbed

clancey6 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:01

If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..

Comments

s1ckpup 0

Friday 31 August 2012 7:33

I'm surprised nobody has said anything about Mrs. Field's cookies, now THOSE are the best and truly worth dying for. And whoever said subway's are the best should get stoned.

SAgirl 13

Friday 31 August 2012 8:11

Your mom must be real fat.

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Friday 31 August 2012 9:23

Your mother is a selfish bitch.

Stoopid_life 2

Friday 31 August 2012 11:43

...and your the one who believed it :D

LadyJoker21 0

Friday 31 August 2012 11:48

What a bitch

iGiveNoDamn 14

Friday 31 August 2012 13:43

Awesome Mum #UGotServed :) Haha

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 31 August 2012 20:45

This is not twitter.

MrLoux 6

Friday 31 August 2012 14:33

That's just dick!

manaallovesfmls 19

Friday 31 August 2012 15:12

Some mom you got there OP .....

graphicstyle7 17

Friday 31 August 2012 16:00

Wow, time to BUST LOOSE and order some excellent chocolate from a gourmet shop! Then take a photo and send it to your mom and tell her you are not sharing!

vetgrl 2

Friday 31 August 2012 16:51

Whoever makes the money can choose to share or not share their cookies. By lying she saved herself years of telling you "no" over and over, and unintentionally from obesity/sugar addiction. Moms hate repeating "no".

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 31 August 2012 20:56

Bullshit, she was being lied to about having allergies just so the mom could have all the cookies and not share it with her. Did you misses that part, or are you ok with denying kids a part of their childhood and just lying to them about having a medical condition just so you can horde cookies all to yourself.