Health: Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate,...

By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By - 21/10/2013 16:57 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my boss's kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

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Proportional response

By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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Go home

By Anonymous - 12/09/2018 18:30

Today, my mother turned up drunk at my house with a chocolate cake for my 14th birthday. I'm 27, I haven’t seen her in 6 years, I'm allergic to chocolate, and when she saw that I had 2 kids, she wanted to know why I'd bothered, since kids are always "such a disappointment". FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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Thursday 30 August 2012 19:04

your childhood was robbed

clancey6 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:01

If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..

Comments

88vivera 9

Friday 31 August 2012 2:40

I wouldn't talk to her for the rest of my life

hoper423 3

Friday 31 August 2012 2:59

That's ****** up!

BeautyOfGrac3 6

Friday 31 August 2012 3:04

Ur mom is a fat ass sorry

NinjaBeatz 0

Friday 31 August 2012 3:28

you poor deprived child

BeastyB 4

Friday 31 August 2012 3:35

if you would have joined the dark side they always have cookies :)

pikachuthekyd 4

Friday 31 August 2012 6:02

Worst mom ever! I cant live a day without chocolate :C

wOx_xOw 3

Friday 31 August 2012 6:26

A similar thing happened to a girl I knew. She was told she was allergic to alcohol. It wasn't until she was 18 that she figured out that it was completely implausible

iwadasn 32

Friday 31 August 2012 6:54

It is possible to be allergic to alcohol, actually. Or at least to be intolerant of it like lactose-intolerant people are intolerant to dairy products.

wOx_xOw 3

Friday 31 August 2012 16:36

Think, if you will. How would her parents know she is allergic to alcohol?

lively12 0

Friday 31 August 2012 6:30

No that you found out your not allergic to chocolate. Are you going to go get yourself chocolate wasted, just to catch up on the years you missed out?!?