By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 888
You deserved it 2 118

Same thing different taste

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..

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That's cruel...actually borderline abusive (ok maybe an exaggeration). But that was wrong. What a selfish (bad word). Anyone that determined to covet stupid cookies to themselves deserves to live without chocolate for the rest of their lives as punishment. Well now, go out and experience the wonders of chocolate! And keep it all to yourself.

No that's straight up child abuse. OP's mom is up there with rapists and murderers. O_o On a slightly more serious note, I'd suggest getting the best cookies ever and eating them in front of your mom. Don't let her have any!!!

That is genius! I wish I could shake your moms hand

Omg if i were allergic to chocolate I would die!

So now you go bake yourself a huge batch of homemade cookies and proceed to eat them right in front of her, not offering her any! Revenge is sweet.

#97 That doesn't occur to most children, and we don't know how old the OP is now..,.

coolbrony12 3

What a wasted life... Blank slap her. Fill in the blank with what your mom is.

blunty1 1

Well the joke is on her. When it's nursing home time you can repay the favor

karen1991 15
ScaryLullaby 10