By shorty - 11/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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DocBastard 38

There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...

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gogokira 5

They also have age restrictions on booster seats. So once you hit age 9 I believe then you no longer need to use a seat despite being short.

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

wow that sucks :/

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ImaWiseGuy 5

fml for not knowing you :

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MissBunny25 0

94 unless I'm hallucinating, (which is entirely possible), this is FML. not match.com.

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sterlingarcher 1

oops wrong comment... but still I agree with missbunny

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zach456 0

94 agreed completely. I got dibbd

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kkay_soccergirl 0

yeah this isn't match.com.....haha wow

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha 103 her info says fyl for not knowing me.....I had to comment on it....

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sterlingarcher 1

lol yeah but you can get in trouble for saying stuff like that.. trust me I kno..

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ImaWiseGuy 5

but thanks for reminding me tho, all these drugs i pore into my body sometimes I forget what app I'm on :

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MissBunny25 0

207, I feel ya, bud. just don't let it happen again... or *slings whip* miss bunny will be on your case -.- *cranks Dora explorer music* hell yeah.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha 206 are the Internet police gonna come get me : )

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha I'm Tha map I'm Tha map I'm Tha map IM THA MAP!!!

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sterlingarcher 1

lol I hate dora...yeah.. just be careful! lol

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

wow that sucks :/

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bigbadtim 7

You make it seem like it's a big problem.

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bigbadtim 7

You make it seem like it's a big problem.

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heyimjennyFML 5

just be glad you're not 2 inches shorter and quit complaining! this isn't really a fml.

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SirEBC 7

According to my calculations, if you add the length of my penis to your height, you'll be about 9 feet tall. *Waits for hate comments*

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cumverg 0

*Applause* *waits for jelly comments*

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Jemibub 4

#82, look up booster seat and car seat laws. It'll do you some good. NM saw that this was from MA. ...what the hell.. that was not the comment I posted to

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Jemibub 4

When I commented, #82 was a totally different comment that I can't find anymore. Hence the confusion at the end of my reply.

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nerdchic 5

try being tall... it's a pain in the ass to find jeans... I'm 5'8" and all legs... be happy you can buy cheap jeans

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lissa922 6

Not really I am short and have a very hard time finding good jeans that aren't too long for me and the brands that have them usually sell out of the smaller sizes like 0's which is really annoying!

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awardZu 0

Are you really complaining about being 5'8"? I'm 6'3", have to shop at big & tall stores to find pants that fit in the legs & waist. 5'8" isn't tall, it's average. Get over yourself.

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nerdchic 5

5'8" is tall for a girl thank you very much.. I'm not a guy - men are suppose to be taller.. girl jeans are a bitch to find.. you get over yourself

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nerdchic 5

and if I were "average" then I would buy regular sizes not damn talls

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sassypants93 17

Yeah I'm 5'10. Average is 5'6. I feel your pain. I can't imagine being 6'3. That must suck.

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sassypants93 17

Oh wait. If you're a guy, then that's not too bad. It's harder for girls. I know. My brother is 6'4 and really thin. It can be a little hard, but it's still easy to find jeans for. Almost nowhere carries tall girls jeans though.

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chippa 24

No, 5'8 is -not- tall for a girl. It's on the tall -side.- Learn the difference. And buying jeans in tall sizes? Yeah, no, don't complain. It's just as hard for you to find the perfect jean size as it is for a girl of any other non-abnormal height. Try getting only two pairs of jeans a year because they're so incredibly expensive, having to drive over an hour to get tothe one store in the world that sells jeans that come long enough, and even then, not having any choice in the matter of -which- jeans you buy. When a store made specifically made for tall people is almost too short for you, that's when you know to start praying you won't grow another inch.

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