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By LadyGagasLOVER - 08/08/2010 08:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML

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By BrokenAndHurt - 24/05/2016 12:28 - United States - Gilmanton

Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML

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Fishy

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML

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Double shift

By mook05 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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Stuck

By Lexxxiii - 26/03/2021 11:01

Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML

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Bizarre Love Triangle

By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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Think before you move

By Anonymous - 29/12/2023 23:00 - United States - Waverly

Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML

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Awkward...

By Ohnowhy - 09/09/2018 18:30

Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML

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Lisetteeex3 3

Sunday 8 August 2010 16:14

Just kidnap your girlfriend and take her to Vegas for real fun.

brichewyy 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 16:57

haha I live in Arkansas :-| .

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RimshaCamAr 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:13

Tht sucks big time

madsaboutyou 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 6:25

Hey I'm from Arkansas too :)

asdfcaitlyn 0

Monday 5 November 2012 6:19

Hah I live in Arkansas. I hate it here.

dee_baybee 7

Friday 15 March 2013 22:21

Arkansas really isnt bad. i live in the nwa & i love it .

noah1a2b 9

Friday 29 January 2016 16:55

NWA is great, especially the Rogers, bentonville, and Fayetteville... just not the wanna be gangster town springdale

Scoty49 10

Monday 27 May 2013 8:10

Are they cousins?

sunyaph 23

Sunday 22 February 2015 11:47

woo pig sooie!!

caliguy08 17

Thursday 9 July 2015 0:58

Were you dating your best friend's sister?

noah1a2b 9

Friday 29 January 2016 16:52

I mean... Arkansas is a pretty great place.. I live there and it's nice

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