Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently...

By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Kids say the dumbest things…

By Marymary - 27/08/2019 20:00

Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML

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Boobaloo

By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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Body positivity

By Anonymous - 18/01/2024 09:00 - Switzerland

Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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Southbark 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 16:03

Small real ones > Big fake ones

soccerkrzy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 16:04

They'll never sag when you get old and they'll get bigger when you have kids, so no worries!!

Comments

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:05

This FML really depends on your age. If you're still a teenager, your breasts will eventually grow to their normal size. If you're an adult, then they probably don't look too bad -- they most likely fit your body type very well. And anyway, it doesn't matter. If you have *something*, it's always better than fake. Ug, my breasts are an okay size, but everyone says they look fake. D:

testing_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:11

Don't listen to them. There are a lot of men who prefer small breats over big ones. Besides: The guys who go for the big ones are often the more shallow ones.

Drew_Peacock_ 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:16

Send me pics and I'll decide

leftovermarina 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:16

i love having small boobs. freal.

ducttape89 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:22

Small real ones > Big fake ones

nuga 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:24

Your family is shallow. And all you need is a handful anyway. ;) Plus some guys care a lot more about a nice ass than big boobs.

honeyortar 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:26

i like how most of you say that natural/small boobs are better yet you won't approve of an all natural girl (doesn't wear make up/shave). why are men the one's who are supposed to "approve" them? you misogynists also. stop sexualizing breasts, they are for feeding babies

plexico 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:26

#73 You're fooling yourself. He wants big jugs, but will settle for you.

clockworkrainbow 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 19:26

I too have small breasts. Id prefer to keep my small real boobs instead of big fake ones. But if you want to get an augmentation, go for it. Whatever makes you happy.