Money: Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

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By Noname - 01/02/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 22:59

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By asparagus piss - 19/10/2012 17:05 - United States - Tifton

Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML

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By armenta427 - 07/10/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML

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By Justus Buhler - 03/03/2017 02:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, I learned I have over $10,000 in debt, despite never owning a credit card. Apparently, my ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail. That also explains my missing driver's license a few months back. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 06:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

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By IMayBeAFool - 13/10/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confessed she's a mental patient who stole someone else's identity. She was telling the truth. FML

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Lithium2 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:18

Damn. Get rid of her!

juega12847 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 9:19

So far, 15 people have clicked "you deserve this". Um, why?

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megaboy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 21:35

my mom has put my father who lives on disability in debt over $100,000 in the past 3 years. she hasn't worked in many years. she shops every day.

dandymidori 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:32

haha Imagine what she'll do to your pocket if you keep dating her... And if you marry her? Hah, good luck.

tbone_V 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:30

....cause you just realized this? =/

Zoa_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:00

ydi because you should be checking your credit score every year , if not every 6 months!

Snowlight_fml 7

Monday 14 September 2009 0:16

She's gonna break up with you cause you're broke. Trust.

TheKitsune 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:21

Wait, is it because you spent all your money on her because she asked you to, or because she stole your credit cards? How could you let this happen?

MakinBacon 0

Monday 14 September 2009 3:28

Is this some sort of new viral marketing campaign by freecreditreport.com?

Xaviara 0

Monday 14 September 2009 4:57

Wow, didn't you see the freecreditreport.com commercials?

cat83 0

Monday 14 September 2009 5:36

6 years and she's still just your g/f? If she's not marriage material stop dragging the poor girl on!

feed_the_ducks 0

Monday 14 September 2009 7:13

Congrats on finding a gold digger I hope she's now your ex-girlfriend.

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