By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
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nnnnada 6

Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.

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darwinism 30

If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.

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ktizzley2k 8

Is your husband by any chance Marilyn Manson?

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I'm a huge MM fan, but even I found this funny. Chill the **** out.

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bulldoghitman97 4

This would be a much better fml if it said "my wife" and my cat..That way she can please herself when you dont feel like it.

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PrincessPesa 20

Then it would no longer be an FML, sir.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

The question isn't IF your husband licks himself; it's WHERE. ;)

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BubbleGrunge 18

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

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jaredofmo 22

You know why cats lick their own balls? 'Cuz they can.

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kumar1995 4

it seems like u don't give enough pleasure to ur husband

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

If you could lick yourself, you most likely would. Don't pretend you wouldn't. ;-)

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