By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
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nnnnada 6

Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.

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darwinism 30

If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.

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apocalyptica_fml 9

Then why would OP's husband be licking himself?

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jestersshadow 0

Because hes a pussy ?

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guitarbeast 22

Well as long as he doesn't start biting himself or others, cause then you might wanna hide the bath salts

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melodywarner17 0

Disgusting yet somewhat impressive.

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cr3ativity 15

lol. Ask your husband why he's licking himself,(and not you). Serious time now. So do ask him, and if his reasoning is unsound, then take him to the nearest psychoanalyst (or what ever they call em) and hope to remedy his possible mental ailment

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22cute 17

o, please...i'd say you need a little personal therapy #18 - or a little life experience.

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iStrukk 7

So I'm not the only one after all... LoganBurrito where are you.

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inarsla 8

You should take advantage of that talent. Be glad you have a talented partner.

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ICastillo 24

Maybe he'll give you a licking.....if you know what i mean.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

That's some flexibility he has! Maybe he's a gymnast?

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db9372 6

Looks like he doesn't need u anymore... Lol.

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22cute 17

need - should never be the issue between romantic partners.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Hopefully your husband doesn't lick his privates.

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22cute 17

No, he licks between his toes to clean them. WTH do you think we're talking about here, sweetie? Op saw her husband licking his privates, duh.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Or, you know. He could be licking his arm. Hand. Hell, even fingers. She never specified. And by saying himself, that leaves lots of possibilities.

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LemonandLime 13

26, why would licking his arms mean his wife writes an FML? Just think about it.

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