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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By hunterchik - 29/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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By parentalfail - 25/12/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 14:01

Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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By morgan_rumm - 11/07/2014 20:02

Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By clarakipper - 25/09/2013 07:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML

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abi96 0

Monday 4 April 2011 22:59

Facebook has changed the way people interact DRAMATICALLY. Fyl

_streets_ 19

Monday 4 April 2011 23:09

Well it's only official if its on Facebook.

Comments

alyssa1695 4

Monday 4 April 2011 23:45

I read stuff like this all the time fml

TKello 6

Monday 4 April 2011 23:47

Part of me really hopes this was done on 04/01 and it's a late April Fools Day post...cuz this is really terrible to not even have a conversation with your child that you're getting a divorce.

BoundByFire 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:00

what's the other part of you say?

dcats 13

Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:02

this facebook shit is getting really old.

mintcar 9

Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:10

Why are you friends with your parents on Facebook? I've always found that to be a little weird. FB makes things official. Just telling you wouldn't have been enough. Duh.

sum1two 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:27

I bet facebook is the reason they got divorced. Because of that thing, so many families fell apart.

jcrob 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:36

parents to be banned from facebook... my mum drives me nuts... comments and likes that about everything my friends and I post... make a 'parentbook' .. I could delete her.. but she's a bit unstable

tenniscrazy2 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:36

You should block her, then tell her that you closed your account. That's what I did to my dad, and he believed me :-D

EvilPotato 14

Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:40

YDI for not checking your facebook ;-)

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:11

A divorce goes on for months, the house would probably have to be sold. They'd be fighting over who gets what and they wouldn't be living together. There's no way that you could not know.