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By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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By awkward - 27/02/2011 12:39 - Finland

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

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By fuckedup - 13/11/2009 19:13 - Germany

Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 039

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

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Fedor_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:56

please slap your mom for me

L4Dgirl00 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:55

motherly love

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Skycayenne 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:00

that sucks:(

jerseystreetking 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:01

awww thats a good mom, suckin dick for their child's sake

jellybean120 10

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:02

your mom's the best!

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:02

hey it's better then you having to screw your boss to keep your job...

amazinglyava 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:28

agree^

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 11:36

werd.

Metzler31 17

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:03

usless? You mean useless, I assume? Grammar Nazis to the rescue!

SeasonedSausage 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:03

Well hey, in Michigan's economy right now, if I were you I'd be thanking her that she's helping you keep that job you ungrateful child.

jerseystreetking 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:05

awww what a loving mom, suckin dick for their child's sake, memories

wa2_ev 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:06

haha ^

woofis 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:09

woah I guess this is too sick to say, threesome?

PASSWORD_unlucky 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 21:24

hahaha, BEWARE with the threesome. try it only if you're good, don't get him disappointed!!! LOL

ilovechuux13 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 20:10

^^^win

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Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." FML

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Today, we are having work done and our chimney breast has a hole where a brick is missing. Well, my husband thought it would be funny to rig up some realistic spider leg things that would poke out of the hole next to my face. I had to wash the sofa cushion because I pissed myself from fright. FML

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Today, I opened up to my boyfriend about being sexually abused in the past. He said it explains why I'm "such a bitch" when it comes to personal contact. FML

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Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

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Today, I found out that the last of my super feminist "I'm never getting tied to a man" college friends got engaged. Apparently, I should have tried that tactic, as my current partner in life is my goldfish. FML

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Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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Today, I hooked up with a guy. After sex, I found him washing his penis with BLEACH. I asked what the hell he was doing; apparently his mother makes him do it because sex is sinful and dirty, and all unmarried women have STDs. WHAT THE… FML

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Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML

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