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I work at taco bell. Don't take him, I already had a problem with and old man there, dont need another...
Aww. He's probably lonely... just play along with him op. It might be fun. Lol. I don't think he actually thinks of you as his girlfriend... but then again... maybe.
Has he lured you into his basement yet with a bag of what seem like lollies but are probably not...
I also make my own confectionery. I usually offer a choice of 'gobstoppers' or 'all day suckers'. But my personal favorite is a little bag of vulvas made from different coloured candy. I call it 'clitorish allsorts'.
Ahh this happens to me all the time at work. I think all the old men that come in are sweet and innocent until they say or do something that crosses the line into Old Creeper territory. My advice to you OP is to run far, far away.
I encountered one of those guys whilst lining up to pay at a register. He probably had grandchildren my age.
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Call him grampa and cuddle in his lap. I'll bet he has a present for you.
What you also didn't know is that he's got binoculars, a box of tissues, and vaseline right next to his window. I would invest in some blinds if I were you.