By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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Sirrush 0

haha, that's a great idea, very original. But seriously, if you were a bit open minded with him you could have avoided this... I'm also kinda wondering just how you found out.

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Gregiscool 0

i am SO doing this... thank god for not having hardcore christian parents. haha. irony.

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MyzticHydra 0

wow that wouldnt have worked for me my dad would destroy me if i said i was gay... but thats pretty creative beats the "studying" or "projects"

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Hjelloo 0

How is this FML? You should be happy your kid isn't a fag.

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MrIrish20 1

Sounds like you've done something to scare your kid into having to lie to you. You deserved it.

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blondiee09 0

hahaha thats AWESOME!! #276 : agreed #120 : take some pills #245 : who cares? #275 : highly irrelevant, since MOST parents don't trust their teens, and also: NO ONE ******* CARES

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Cupcake10 0

OP, your kid has clearly outsmarted you. YDI for thinking that even though he's "gay" he should be allowed to do whatever he wants with girls in the house. Grow a pair of disciplinary balls.

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weirdgirl_sf 0

Don't feel bad, your son is just WAY craftier than the normal horny teen boy. You should feel sort of glad your genes helped make such a smart kid; then ground him for being a damn liar! :)

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