By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 205
You deserved it 102 949

Same thing different taste

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haha, that's a great idea, very original. But seriously, if you were a bit open minded with him you could have avoided this... I'm also kinda wondering just how you found out.

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amaneylandx3 0

#3 did u ever stop to think about his age? for all we know the ************ could be 13 u fart. MOST parents wouldnt want their 13 yearolds having sex let alone their 16 yearolds who are you to give out parenting skills.? Think before you speak.

sftballdarlin_18 0

This kid is a freakin genius! Nuff said!:)

Stevieebabyy 0

234: I never did say that. I said "Your son is awesome!" not awesome for having sex. Where the hell did yo get that plan??

so? even if that were the case not letting your kid have girls in his room won't stop him from having sex

cest_moi_baybee 1

LOL so true.....sounds a bit like a young, Russell Brand :D

lol I have a friend that did that. I was going to, until I realized that no girls would want to go to my room anyway.

I think suffertree is the fat gay at the front of the crowd watching the wrestling scene in Brüno. seriously tho America: stop worrying about racism, the big problem you have at home is religious homophobia.

He's clever, not smart. There is a large difference between those two things.