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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 123

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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You deserved it 914

By imatool - 27/07/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 404

You deserved it 96

By badadvise - 23/03/2012 04:05 - Mexico - Guadalajara

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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You deserved it 2 587

By sad - 08/01/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 490

You deserved it 4 180

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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You deserved it 1 874

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

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You deserved it 25 142

perdix 29

Saturday 28 November 2009 3:07

He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.

MissGreenT 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:34

ironic much?

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alwaysalady 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:42

FAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLL! I hope you get your monies back!

SenGaeriel 3

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:57

I guess the OP didn't realize that "marriage counselor" meant "I'm going to bang your spouse".

mdjn09 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:58

u shud **** your wife up the ass for reveng

waffles2009 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:29

kick his shrinky ass

tayzer_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:33

I hate adultery almost as much as I love irony.

BunnyDrastic 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:38

III

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:42

Aww dude, that ****** sucks. You should set them both on fire. I think it's justifiable in this situation.

Reese899 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:50

KICK EM' IN THE BALLS!

punk_sk 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:51

Maybe you can get a refund.

MomOf6 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:54

dude life sucks and then you die. sorry. :(

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