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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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Guilty feet have got no rhythm

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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You deserved it 31 541

By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

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You deserved it 25 144

Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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Daboomboom 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Sooooooo messed up, sorry op, pimp slap that hoe then dump her ass

jomo111 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:22

Well that's ironic.... Almost as mutch as printing flyers for saving trees

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poohtz 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:16

I'm really sorry about that. Obiviously he just cares about getting with wife...thats just awful.

Johnny6speed 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:19

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Bitches be Trifflin

fsukid1021 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:25

He must just be going for the Anger Management approach. But don't worry, that means you'll get the girl in the end.

firemedic919 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:30

and yet you are here whining about it instead of sending her ass packing and him an IOU for helping you out before its really bad

dansco 24

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:50

3some? Might help lol

FireFlie07 20

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:58

Isn't is funny how often things like that happen? Quite ironic. Sorry OP

rockerlove2013 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 4:03

Thts sooooo rough OP shit rlly does happen

shmexyme 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 4:14

That was his plan all along...

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 4:23

3's up...*** 'em both!

KirstenZ 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 5:04

Wtf! -.-

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Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML

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Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML

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Today, my mean, nasty, arrogant, bully of a sister is getting married for the second time. Meanwhile, I’ve always been kind, caring, considerate… and single as a damn Pringle. FML

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Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, and said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML

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Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML

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Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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Today, I've had a cold for over a week, and I've been coughing so hard, I bruised my ribs. I'm also 8 months pregnant. Guess where my son likes to kick me. FML

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Same thing different taste

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Told you so

Get over it

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