Intimacy: Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2014 18:27 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By mislead - 22/09/2014 16:43 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

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Stepping out

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 18:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML

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Love is love

By anon - 22/11/2022 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML

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inhindsight 11

Friday 1 August 2014 22:57

Quick get rid of her

greeneyebeauty9 28

Friday 1 August 2014 22:58

Quick to the divorce papers!

Comments

thisiscool19 14

Friday 1 August 2014 23:09

Surprisingly she lasted that long in marriage....

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 2 August 2014 2:51

She probably cheated before this and just didn't get caught.

QuaSiCos 10

Friday 1 August 2014 23:13

Kind of weird that you didn't see any signs that she was sneaking around on you. FYL OP.

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Saturday 2 August 2014 3:48

Maybe she works from home and was ******* them during the day.

anonymisslady 5

Tuesday 5 August 2014 8:29

some females are scandalous these days

leeloo900 9

Friday 1 August 2014 23:16

Is your name Jack? If it is, Jack be nimble Jack be quick, Jack be quick to dump that bitch!

princesspeachxox 18

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:30

That was fantastic!

carrotcart 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:42

nursery rhyme for the win.

chosha_fml 26

Friday 1 August 2014 23:16

Builders are expensive. She didn't want to distract them too long.

carrotcart 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:43

she was trying to get a discount. lmao

loathingloser 14

Friday 1 August 2014 23:18

Say name they call my mom.

rocker_chick23 27

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:02

....What?

CheckMyProfile 17

Friday 1 August 2014 23:19

Marriage is a sacred bond, alas, some people don't respect it!! It really saddens my heart to read such posts! : (

ArgentumAurum 24

Friday 1 August 2014 23:27

You would think that marriage would have ended pretty quickly...

walkmeto_themoon 3

Friday 1 August 2014 23:33

She really is a *****. She didn't only sleep around with one person but many... sorry OP :(

pressingreset 13

Saturday 2 August 2014 2:32

Not really. It doesnt say she charged for her services.

JBChristian 47

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:16

We aren't at a White House debate, and nor do we need to be politically correct. If you want to be so frighken technical, being paid to get something does not have to be in cash or any currency, just an exchange of anything agreed upon. OP's wife got pleasure for her "services", hence she was paid in full and is a Who... What? Yes that's right, a *****. Yes you may leave now *opens door*.

JackDupp 11

Saturday 2 August 2014 4:57

Webster's defines ***** as: 1) a woman who engages in sexual acts for money 2) a promiscuous or immoral woman 3) a venal or unscrupulous person I think 2 and 3 would also apply here.