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By Anonymous - 01/08/2014 18:27 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By mislead - 22/09/2014 16:43 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

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Stepping out

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 18:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML

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Love is love

By anon - 22/11/2022 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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You deserved it 6 386

By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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You deserved it 2 929

Unionize!

By Anonymous - 11/03/2025 19:00

Today, I found out my wife has been sleeping with one of my employees. Now, I can divorce her no problem, but turns out I can’t fire him for personal reasons because he’s in the union. That means I have to work every day with a man who has been inside the woman I shared marriage vows with. FML

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Friday 1 August 2014 22:57

Quick get rid of her

greeneyebeauty9 28

Friday 1 August 2014 22:58

Quick to the divorce papers!

Comments

sassy2085 16

Friday 1 August 2014 23:59

Have anyone considered that she has a sex addiction. She might need help.

rocker_chick23 27

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:12

So? That doesn't give her the right to cheat on OP

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 2 August 2014 2:28

I really wish this "sex addiction" didn't become a thing. too many use it as an excuse.

slyde32 12

Saturday 2 August 2014 3:01

she's married, if she had a sex addiction, I'm sure op wouldn't reject her offers, no need to cheat

mellyski 25

Saturday 2 August 2014 8:47

I agree #52! It may be a real addiction but it's definitely an excuse that is taken advantage of by assholes and bitches. Cheating's cheating, you get caught, man up and deal with it.

marcelmg 10

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:00

Now at least you know why it was a long term project.

pjsr 32

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:06

They say builders know how to use their tools. Find a lawyer that will use his tools to screw her over good.

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 2 August 2014 2:30

I think she was using their tools...

Macherni 5

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:12

And I thought I treated my contractors well by providing coffee and donuts.

CrikOgresmasher 19

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:27

time to dethrone the Queen

haxthis 3

Saturday 2 August 2014 2:11

Best comment

trey600rr 22

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:28

good for her, you should do the same!

BoobsAreGreat02 2

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:30

Well at least you can drink with your buddies now

rocker_chick23 27

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:34

Divorce her OP. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

vikky538 28

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:50

i hope she is ready for quick divorce... btw is the peoject was for on from last 12 years...

dextrementor 24

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:58

I don't understand the point of cheating, if you aren't in love with the person you are with, tell them, talk about it, maybe you can come to an agreement. don't go and cheat it makes you look bad.