By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 01:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 394
You deserved it 4 165

Same thing different taste

Comments

Cat was attacking an intruder on hist territory. The bastard was trespassing, and as I remember, in your country you have the right to shoot him, left alone scratching his balls off.

Cat was attacking an intruder on his territory. The bastard was trespassing, and as I remember, in your country you have the right to shoot him, left alone scratching his balls off.

yaoilover1069 4

Thats bullshit. That poor kitty, it did nothing wrong but stand its ground D:

Empty the bank account, pack your bags, take the cat, and run away!

why kill your cat? he got your revenge for you.

This actually makes me upset like that's a terrible friend the least he can do after brutally stabbing u in the back is let you keep your cat and pay for his own sad sack

Tell the judge that it was obviously a crime of passion and that your friend caused emotional damage to your cat

PHiLLUPPH0REVER 1

Maybe your wife should keep her legs closed.