By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 01:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 394
You deserved it 4 165

Same thing different taste

Comments

Your cat is...awesome. Don't kill it; it had the right idea in mind. :D

I just joined for one reason, so that I could tell you to throw your wife out, spoil your cat, and hire a good lawyer to appeal the ass judge. We live in the USA and if a man comes to your house and screws your wife and your cat should happen to claw his nuts and the dumb ass doesn't even happen to notice until it's to late that his jewels are being clawed thats his problem. But what kind of judge tells you to pay why not make your wife pay. Hell it was her cat too was it not. Applaud your cat!!!!!!!!!

NoRegrets187 0

pay for that? she's your wife. meaning she has to pay as well, and **** that. the loser should have medical insurance. no judge in the world would make the husband pay for some douchbag his wife was cheating on him with. beat the shit out of him then kick him in the nuts o add insult to injury.

monkeyclb92 5

either you wife was letting the cat near his balls, and the cat thought it was a toy....or her dumb ass doesn't know how to shut a door. Im not worried that her cheated...i'm worried about her IQ

69_jackson_69 0

Damn. The ol' switch-a-roo...

You have the awesomest cat ever :-) I'd give him to someone and say he ran away! And don't pay for his medical bills, it was his responsibility to remove the cat before messing with the pussy. If push comes to shove and you're going to lose, make your bitch wife pay.

toxikola 0

your poor kitty... hide it and say you put him down!!! that's not fair. if the guy was in your house that's intrusion and thus the cat was protecting it's grounds and won't have to be put down! lawsuit lawsuit do ittt!!!

toxikola 0

also, divorce your wife and take her money. use it to pay for the ball bills and use what's leftover to make an awesome feast for your cat. :D