By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 01:11 - United States

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Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
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Ahlkitar 3

Actually you do not have to kill your cat...and as for the medical bills...he was in your house sleeping with your wife...divorce her ass and tell him to pay for his own surgery

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lilcutie00 0

Awww that cat is so sweet its sad you have to kill it:(

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newburton13 26

Don't kill the cat. The guy deserves it for screwing you over.

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Akerra89 14

I would lose the wife and keep the cat. At least the cat is loyal

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DanielT1994 19

You don't have to kill your cat. Your "friend" had it coming. As for your "partner," she's trash. It's really that simple.

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sarah56195 0

Well, you know what they say, attacking back stabbing friends killed the cat. (: Sorry about your wife, your crappy friend, and your cat. FYL.

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caplox 6

That's terrible. :'( And completely unfair. The cat is loyal to you and doesn't deserve to be put down.

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