By markderanjer - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United Kingdom - Ealing

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML
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Screwie 25

I believe and predict that she will get aids - I don't even need to be a genius to know that. Oh, and she will end up single pretty soon too.

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sugarshane007 20

Even if it was true, wouldn't that be more of a reason to spend time with you and cherish what time is left? What an idiot!! FYL indeed.

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jayeemcee12 1

What a stupid girl, you can do better bro.

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babycakesxx 11

Shouldn't you be saying 'my ex-girlfriend'?

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Andrea87_fml 3

It's 12/12 not 21st...

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annie_nk 22

Well 12/12 as in December 2012. But yeah. The superstitious twats say it's the 21st.

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22JB 11

Well she was to busy getting banged out to pay attention

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pradip 26

It's "end of the world sex" problem? She'll sleep with ugly or fat or married men nor she's gonna care about getting diseases or pregnant. If she's not totally out of line, sit her down for a talk.

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culito_fml 10

Why would someone think you deserve it?

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yenidewi 11

what a combination ! :D

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annie_nk 22

Twice last year we were supposed to see him. He also "predicted" Jesus would come in 1994.

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darkenedone 27

*cough* EX girlfriend....

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MUC_fml 5

sounds like one of the extras how i met your mother

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