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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By Humpday - 29/05/2016 21:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 09:26 - Vietnam

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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Trainspotting_fml 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:04

That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.

futtbuck101 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:31

Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more

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Pl0xs 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:22

Why the **** would you stop shaving your legs. You're a girl

Bekll 31

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:49

That's sexist.

sillylolo 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:48

I agree with 87

FYLimhoYDI 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:18

who cares who you agree with?

xxlauruh 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:50

i agree with 87.

BadSuerte 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:23

hey you should feel your legs before you shave 'em. They feel like a Teddy bear fur. cool huh?:)

pink_raindrops 26

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:33

Teddy bear fur? I shave as soon as I get small stubble, if I can run my hand up my leg and its not perfectly smooth I shave my legs. I'm not very hairy though so thats only once or twice a week. I couldn't imagine how gross having over an inch of hair on your legs would be when anything at all bothers me.

FreebirdIII 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:23

Guess they have not seen your under arms huh Chewy.

rrrmmmvvv 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:25

Wookie's are sexy. xD

Stormiella101 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:25

I personally shave for me but if it's really a big thing for you then find someone who dosent care or suggest he start shaving his legs double standards SUCK.

KaitlynxD 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:28

Why would you stop shaving coming into summer? And even if you did stop shaving, why would you let people see your unshaven legs? That's just gross.

sjch 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:15

How is that gross? I let people see my arm hair, is that gross too?

pink_raindrops 26

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:28

I'm curious on the reason to just stop shaving your legs...I can understand if you just don't remember to for a few days or you've been in a rush in the shower the last while so you get kinda hairy but this seems like a decision you actually made which seems really weird.

pinkspaceboundro 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:32

it could always be worse, or maybe Sasquatch was already taken.

rhysfucker 24

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:34

that's not really fair, changing from shaved to non-shaved in the middle of a relationship, kwim? what if he stopped wearing deodorant?

smileygurl101 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:34

eww nasty ass

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